Computers… Can you remember when…

Memory was something you lost with age,
An application was for employment,
A program was a TV show,
A cursor used profanity,
A keyboard was a piano,
A web was a spider’s home,
A virus was the flu,
A CD was a bank account,
A hard drive was a long trip on the road,
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And if you had a 3 inch floppy.
You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!